2012: A Chiefs Odyssey – Kevin’s #2

2. Buffalo Soldiers

Last year, the #1 spot on my list was a Chiefs loss. This year, the #2 spot is a Syracuse defeat. Some upbeat broadcaster I am, right? Of course, I’m not looking at this series negatively – it’s just happened that ridiculous and unforgettable things have happened in Chiefs losses over the past two years – and my #2 spot on this year’s list is no exception.

You’ve read about this game already in Jason’s countdown, at #6, but the Chiefs’ 14-inning loss to Buffalo on July 5 clocks in at the second-to-first spot on my list. It’s hard to quantify just how ridiculous this game was, but let’s give it a shot, in retro-live-blog style:

Top 2nd, 0-0: Mitch Atkins gets the inning’s first out by striking out Matt den Dekker, who somehow managed to go hitless in the game. Things unravel from there. Lucas May doubles in a run, Atkins wild-pitches in another and Josh Rodriguez singles in one. Next batter: Adam Loewen. Next strike: uh-oh.


Bottom 3rd, 7-0 Buffalo: The Bisons have just added another run in the top of the inning on a Lucas May single. Thanks for coming, Chiefs fans, get out while you can, we’re done here…Syracuse is only going to get one hit in this inning.

…of course, that one hit, a Carlos Maldonado single, was followed by a walk, a fielding error allowing pinch-hitter Zach Duke (yes, that one) to reach and a pair of sacrifice flies. Two runs without an extra hit after a leadoff single? Might be worth your time to stick around after all.

Bottom 4th, 7-2 Buffalo: Not many players would bunt to lead off an inning down five runs, but not many players are Brett Carroll. He lays down a beaut for an inning-starting hit. Carlos Rivero singles to follow and Maldonado walks, and Buffalo starter Dylan Owen’s on life support. Should Wally Backman go to the bullpen, with the bases full and Jesus Valdez up?


…yeah, probably.

Bottom 5th, 7-6 Buffalo: Carlos Maldonado left this game at .207 – AFTER a 2-2, three-walk performance. So to say he was struggling may be a bit of an understatement. But we’ve only told you about one of those hits so far, haven’t we?


How is this game tied?!?!  In the FIFTH, no less???

Top 7th, 7-7: Atahualpa Severino enters for the Chiefs. Worth noting: Severino’s had a solid season, but he gives up a lot of home ru…oh, whoops.


Bottom 7th, 8-7 Buffalo: Do the Chiefs have another comeback in them? They load the bases with nobody out, and it seems that Syracuse is about to take its first lead of the game – but then Rivero grounds into a double play. It scores a run, but the Bisons escape with nothing further, and it sure feels like Buffalo’s dodged a major bullet…

Bottom 10th, 8-8: Yunesky Maya steals a base. Seriously. This happened. (He was pinch-running for Maldonado.) But the Chiefs can’t score.

Top 12th, 8-8: Everyone is tired.

Bottom 12th, 8-8: Two on, two out, 3-2 count on Corey Brown, and Jeremy Hefner throws a curveball in the dirt…that’s called strike three? Huh?

Brown, understandably, is upset, and spikes his helmet in disgust. Home-plate umpire Jon Byrne, not a fan of getting helmets dirty, or dirt helmety, throws Brown out of the game. Not good for Tony Beasley, who now has to replace Brown. Let’s see here, who’s on the bench…Seth Bynum? No, he came in for Brett Carroll at some point. Koyie Hill? Nope, he’s catching after Maldonado left. Manny Mayorson? Pinch-hit in the sixth. Erik Komatsu? Pinch-hit in the eighth. Chris Marrero? Pinch-hit in the 10th. All right, let’s move on down the lineup card, to…

Top 13th, 8-8: …TANNER ROARK IS NOW PLAYING LEFT FIELD.

(Yes, that’s Syracuse starting pitcher Tanner Roark, with only me, you and Dupree still available.)

Of course, the inning endings with a fly ball to Roark, who catches it with the world’s widest smile on his face, and promptly airmails a fan in the seats asking for the ball.

Top 14th, 8-8: 1st and 2nd, one out, Jeff Mandel in…gee, I wonder if the ball’ll find the pitcher in left field again?


Bottom 14th, 9-8 Buffalo: All credit to Tony Beasley and Wally Backman by this point for not screwing up the lineup card. The Chiefs are set down 1-2-3 by Hefner, however, and that’s all she wrote, after 4 hours, 40 minutes, 462 pitches and one starting pitcher in left field. I’m tired just thinking about it.

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